I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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