real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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