The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize