I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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