you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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