Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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