Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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