If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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