I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just invented taco cereal.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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