i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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