think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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