You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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