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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
