Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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