accomplished twins. life is a go
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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