Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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