he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I want to be your penis for a week.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
