I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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