i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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