ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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