West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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