His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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