I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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