He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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