Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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