Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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