So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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