She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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