Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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