you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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