Already got asked if we're dating
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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