I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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