apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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