dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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