she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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