We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
His hands were made for my vagina.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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