I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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