office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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