If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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