She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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