I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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