I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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