no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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