Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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