Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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