Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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