I hate all girls vehemently.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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