i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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