On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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