I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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